Monday, September 1, 2008

This is a title.

Unfortunately I am not currently breaking any barriers, especially not the sound barrier. I suppose I should begin this blog with a story of why it came to be. You see, one evening, my associate turned and asked a question to me of which I had no logical argument against. That question was, "Why don't we have a blog?" So ladies and gentlemen, bears and boars, lads and lasses, we have arrived. And we will not be leaving anytime soon. You will either love us or hate us. I refuse to accept a compromise on this subject.

Now for a little introduction. I am The Rev. I have a few other aliases, but due to legal ramifications of the multitudes I will be spewing, lets keep it simple. I am a firm believer that this world has gone to shit, and we won't be able to save ourselves before we are wiped out as a species. However, that isn't nearly as bad as it seems. Once we accept the inevitable, I am sure the population of the world will soon realize that we should give up on this system of working day in and day out just to make sure we get enough of those marks. Those marks I talk about are currency, a little piece of paper that says "I have faith in my government." We all go to work to make this money, yet its not even backed by anything worthwhile anymore. We are better off going and mining some gold, going to some third world country and trading that for some straight goats and shit. And oh, by the way. Fuck Voltron's single testicle.

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