I know I haven't posted in a while, so here are some updates for my nigh non-existent readers. On Saturday I got my new tattoo, or at least the outline, done. It is a squid fighting a whale, drawn by my talented friend Luke Goslin, and it is amazing (I'll post a picture of it at the bottom of this post). Saturday night I went camping with the TWGC and the less you know about that the better. But of course I'll tell you a bit, seeing as I feel like it. TWGC stands for Tourtellote Woods Gentlemens Club and it is full of my closest friends in the world. These people are family to me, in fact one of them actually is family, and I would take a bullet for any one of them. But that aside, the night was full of awesome and can be put on Legendary status. Sunday was a day filled with me feeling the after-effects of Saturday night and I managed to watch all three Spider Man movies and both Batman movies in one sitting. I guess that is what happens when you have absolutely nothing else to do... Monday was a boring day spent watching old episodes of Psych and then going to my Anthropology class at 4.
Anyways, I am currently waiting for a movie to load that I have to watch for my English class at 2 so I am going to regale you with some questions (and the answers I gave) about my Vegan diet. I thought these were hilarious and I feel like you, all those people who don't read this, will like them.
Q: Would you eat bugs?
A: Would you eat bugs?
Q:Would you eat an animal if you killed it?
A: Well if I killed an animal I wouldn't rightly be Vegan now would I?
Q: Would you eat and animal if I killed it?
A: As much as I like you, I have to say no.
Q: Would you eat and animal if an Indian (Native American for all you PC folks out there) killed it?
A:-tons of laughter- No! I;m not going to eat an animal no matter who kills it!
Q: Do you eat honey?
A: I do. I know a lot of Vegans don't and would label me as not a Vegan, but I seriously don't see the harm in eating honey. You don't slaughter bees for their honey and I have a sneaking suspicion that bees don't even know they are alive.
Q: Will you touch meat?
A: Sure, it's inevitable that I touch meat, that kind of stuff happens.
Q: What would you do if I slapped you with meat?
A: I damn well slap you right back and then wash the meat off of me. Seriously, what would you do if some one slapped you with meat?
Q: Would you eat meat if you were lost in the woods or caught on a deserted island?
A: Well, I don't plan on either of those, but yes. If I were lost in the woods or caught on a deserted island and I had exhausted all Vegan sources of food I would kill and eat an animal. My life is more important to me than any animal. And screw all those Super-Vegans out there who would damn me for that statement.
Anyways, that was fun wasn't it? Sure...
This is my tattoo by the way. It is just the outline and does not have the shading done yet.P.S. It is all shiny because it is covered with Vitamin A&D Ointment to keep it from scabbing.
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